dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(Source: devoures)

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

(Source: 7ae)

liamschesthair:

liamschesthair:

it’s never a bad time for anal

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(Source: jortsfan)

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: orcas)

fawun:

unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES


hellabovehorizons:

the 1975 // lyrics // part 2