"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
me when i was little: why do i have to eat everything on the plate??
now : um can i have like 3… more plates…
lookin at the booty like
Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.